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我娘,來找你鬥命。

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李逍遙,竟然自投網。

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天堂有路你不走,要鬥便來鬥吧,褲子給我脫下。

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看你能不能抵擋得住老娘的吸睛大法。

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無聊。

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我今天來,是站著把你給操。

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就我決定是你啦。

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上吧,米卡丘。

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笑話,這禿頭也能打敗我。

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就這禿頭能打敗你,我獻上一拳超人,融合沙波郎的性格,召喚出最強雷神王。

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雞 蛋。

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我出招了。

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開一九陽神功。

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我擋。

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你擋不住了,抓哪種抓手。

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你竟敢。

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你跑啊。

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試試我這個純槍蛇彈。

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你就是一點能耐嗎?

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試試看老娘的吸睛大法吧。

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什麼大法?

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吸睛大法。

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好一個吸睛大法。

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看你能不能抵擋得了。

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哇塞。

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看我的神功。

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看我的神功…… 倒不住了

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…… 怎麼轉一下…… 你這是什麼法…… 看招吧…… 不行…… 快點……

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整 個都吸了

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…… 狂死…… 只有乾坤大奴衣…… 給我起來…… 怎麼回事?

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轉!

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自己上來!

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過來!

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怎麼回事?

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啊 ……啊﹔

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啊!

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我 發雷說是俄羅裔啊!

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看你還有什麼招哦﹔寫出來嘛﹔看我的﹔我要使出我的大絕招。

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什麼‧呀?

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我神龍槍從來沒有白震過的。

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你能接受嗎?

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你能接受嗎?

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天

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哪, 怎麼這樣舒服啊?

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還有招嗎?

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認輸了沒啊?

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我是不會認輸的。

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再接招吧。

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還有?

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再 一次。

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這神龍槍可是號稱金槍不倒啊。

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你就趕快認輸吧。

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難道我出招了吧?

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你還有招?

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是哪招?

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最經典的那招,老漢推車。

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受死吧你。

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我絕不投降。

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我 絕不投降。

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啊…

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有 第二波攻勢。

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秋陽炮。

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竟然還有第二波?

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啊…

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給 我住手,你還不趕快給我住手。

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起來。 。 。

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你還想幹嘛?

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﹐大為,我抓哪裡?

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抓手……你服不服啊?

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﹐我不服﹒ 你不服也得服……﹐……你這定是二小了。

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這是圓滿的屁股。

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問你服不服啊?

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我才不會被你打敗啊。

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還不服啊?

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看你還有什麼招式。

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沒有的話我還有。

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你還有?

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躺好。

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讓你試試我的二檔神龍槍。

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你還不快給我住手。

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我怎麼可能住手呢?

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準備接受我的最後審判砲擊吧。

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最後審判?

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什麼意思?

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準備

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受 死吧你。

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我不!

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二檔神龍炮!

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怎麼會?

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大師,你好。

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我想,可以幫我算有沒有桃花?

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桃花?

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桃花?

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小伙子啊,你長相非凡, 那人中豪傑。

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至今又是孤身啊, 那是命待孤息。

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告訴你, 你今天走運了。

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來 來來,你走運了。

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我這裡啊,全年桃花木啊, 非常適合…… 馬上就用。

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同程約, TKTK5.com, TKTK77.com。

100
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好好打理你自己, 多賺點錢, 桃花自己會上門。

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好,我可以嗎?

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你不行。

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啊,有沒有?

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你沒有。

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啊,想不想?

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我不想。

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給我。

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滾。

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好,我滾。

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你這是在斷我財路啊。

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世人皆求改命。

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殊不知最好的命, 不是龍王, 不是首富。

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而是當你明白, 自己不需要改命的那一刻。

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願包子白兵。